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• Both my parents’ birthdays are exactly 3 months after mine. I think I’m a result of “Birthday Sex.” FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• People always assume I’m an Econ major just cause I’m asian. They’re right. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was in an elevator by myself so I let a huge one rip. It was SO smelly. When I got out, a bunch of girls who live on my floor were waiting for the elevator. The stench was still in the air. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Somebody shat in my shower. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m a pharmacy major. FML.

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I walked in on my roommate taking a shit. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m still a virgin. FML

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -1

   

• My roommate told me that the drag show was really fun. I told her I wished I had been there. She told me I was, and that I danced on stage. FML.

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m taking Chem 1104. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I think I may need to reconsider this waiting till marriage thing. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -5

   

  • Ari 6:52 pm on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Clearly you misunderstand the concept of “FML”…

• I’m a biology major. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -8

   

• The number of friends I have on Facebook decreases by 1 each day. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -9

   

  • Jesus H. Christ 11:15 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    What’s wrong with that?

• I did a fat chick. FML.

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -9

   

• I’ve made up so many hook-up stories to tell my friends back home that I’m actually starting to believe that they are true. In reality, I haven’t hooked up with anyone in college. FML.

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -14

   

• On average, I get between 80 and 120 e-mails per day. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -11